The Prophets of XLT Shirts

Welcome, fellow prophets of XLT (Extra Large Tee Shirts) shirts! This is the forum for you to gather, share, and debate the meaning of life in the context of oversized, extra-comfy tees.

Discussion Topics

• Does the circumference of the XLT determine the depth of one's prophetic visions?
• The ethics of XLT shirt wear and tear: When do you know it's time to replace your favorite prophetic tee?
• Unraveling the mysteries of prophetic patterns in XLT shirt designs

Featured Prophet

We are proud to feature our resident prophet, Balthazar Balthazar, who has been guiding us through the realms of XLT shirt wisdom for centuries.

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